Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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