If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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