is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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