sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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