No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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