gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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