VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
