Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Boobs are out for the taking
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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