what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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