Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my being single is dangerous.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
