Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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