so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
how does that bad decision feel?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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