We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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