16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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