Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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