No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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