Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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