thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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