ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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