I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Pants are for mortals
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
where are my eyebrows?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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