I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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