So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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