i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I understand Curling. That high.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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