Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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