i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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