I am in a vortex of obligation.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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