Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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