This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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