She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I have post one night stand depression
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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