Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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