What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I need water and some morals
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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