just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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