normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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