We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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