You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize
