Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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