i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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