I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Randomize
