3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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