Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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