I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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