No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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