Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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