windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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