I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Please, let me fuck your mom
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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