In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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