I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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