TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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