Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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