spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why do cheetos always look like penises
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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