We got so high we made milksteak
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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