Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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